My count is up to 45 and I’m still working on it. God bless Gordon Keith and George Dunham.

1. Randy Cody the Contractor (my favorite)

2. Fake Tiger Woods

3. Dylan the argumentative teen

4. Ed Carter and his sports hotline

5. Fake Jerry Jones

6. Fake Jason Garrett

7. Chris Chris from Sales

8. Dr. Carleton Maxwell

9. Fake Mack Brown

10. Fake Michael Irvin, featuring school closings

11. Trapper John, M.D.

12. Marge Schimdittler — George Dunham’s high school swimming coach

13. Fake Jerry Jones, Jr. and/or Stephen Jones

14. Roosevelt (Jerry Jones’s right-hand gopher)

15. Fake Donald Trump

16. Mush Mouth Thomas

17. Ribby Paultz — sports expert

18. Spaulding (Jerry Jones’s grandson – University of Arkansas class of 2018)

19. Jimmy Amangiola of the Touchdown Brothers, Sports talk guys from Philadelphia

20. Fake Norm Hitzges

21. Fake Nolan Ryan

22. Fake Mark Cuban

23. Fake Chan Gailey – football coach

24. Fake George W. Bush

25. Fake Michelle Wie

26. Shorty Defazio (sounds a lot like Ribby Paultz)

27. Fake Charlotte Jones

28. Various fake animals (winner of Kentucky Derby, winner of Westminster Dog Show)

29. The Ticket Mouse

30. Fake Tony Romo

31. Deep Throat Informant (sounds like the Ticket Mouse with distortion)

32. Sports Panties

33. Dirty Doug Out (old baseball player who sounds like McGruff the crime-fighting dog)

34. Clarence Murphy, maintenance man