What Mike Rhyner says every day around 3:30 on The Ticket (KTCK).

The Old Grey Wolf says it five days a week, with professional fluidity and consistency, yet most of us P1s can’t recite more than a few words of it. It varies ever so slightly day to day, but here is the general script.

Three thirty-three is our time. Thirty-three minutes past 3PM Central Standard time according to the tower of the friendly mercantile. The tuner is on America’s favorite radio station, Sportsradio 1310, The Ticket.

Warmest greetings, Tickheads and Ticketchicks, it is Thursday, the 9^th of March.

Time to heed to, trice up, mill about smartly throughout the premises making certain every radio in sight is set to America’s favorite station for music and news and in doing whatever you must to ensure that this remains the case in perpetuity.

This is Mike Rhyner, speaking to you today from the nurturing biosphere of the mothership, alongside the The Knox City knocker, the Terlingua comic, Dingu, Ty Walker, the great beast in his natural habitat and the dancing bear at first base getting things ready to roll with that Ticket Ticker this afternoon.

At the helm, guiding us out to sea, sober with his hands on the wheel, the young gunslinger, David Mino.

Becca will be along in just a bit with traffico, traffico, and I will be here, but right about now it is time for us to bring in the Cobra.

For more of my gentle musings on The Ticket, see  https://paulsagemarketing.com/2013/01/24/my-best-brands-birthday/

Mike Rhyner, Greatness